“Kids aren't any fun! You can't take a kid to a bar. He has one drink, he falls off the stool, and the trip is screwed!”
Burt Reynolds - Nick McKenna

“- Captain von Trapp: Drapes?
- Maria: They still have plenty of wear left. The children have been everywhere in them.
- Captain von Trapp: Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming about Salzburg dressed up in nothing but some old drapes?
- Maria: Hm-hm. And having a marvelous time!”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. And we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.”

Tim Robbins - Norville Barnes

“- Kitty Foyle: Then you mean I won't ever sin or anything.
- Tom Foyle: Well, it might not keep you from sinning, but by Judas Priest, it'll keep you from getting any fun out of it.”

Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle
Ernest Cossart - Tom Foyle

“- Wayne Carter: I think you could turn a man's head very easily if he wasn't careful.
- Flower Belle: There's no fun in being too careful.”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee