“I didn't come here because you're my father... I came here because you're the richest person I know!”

Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman

- Jack Taylor: You're asking me for help.
- Melanie Parker: It would appear that way, wouldn't it?
- Jack Taylor: I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor".
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Myron Larabee: As if I didn't have enough trouble, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy. Some fruity robot named Turtle Man.
- Howard Langston: It's Turbo Man. My son wants one, too.”
Sinbad - Myron Larabee
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

“If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever.”
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher

“- Captain von Trapp: Berlin. They've offered me a commission. I've been requested to accept immediately and report to their naval base at Bremerhaven tomorrow.
- Maria: I knew this would happen. I didn't think it would be so soon.
- Captain von Trapp: To refuse them would be fatal for all of us. And joining them would be unthinkable.”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria