“The President wants to pass an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Anybody who's been married knows it's always the same sex!”
Christopher Walken - Jack Menken

“I never would have guessed it. That she was a transexual. Not that I'm judgemental mind you, people are all different. I'm bisexual for instance.”

Christopher Bowen - Hamilton

“When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation he is a Transsexual.”
Wesley Snipes - Noxeema

“I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.”

Stephen Mendillo - Jim Ahern

“- Doris: Oh, good, he didn't ask about the girdle.
- George Peters: What?
- Doris: The girdle!
- George Peters: Oh, great! Now he probably thinks I'm a homo!”

Ellen Burstyn - Doris
Alan Alda - George Peters