“- Paulie: Who was it got you your first woman, huh? Me! Paulie! I was responsible!
- Rocky Balboa: She was pregnant.
- Paulie: So what, you wasn't no prize either.”
Burt Young - Paulie
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild.”
Joel Grey - Chiun

“- Roger Morgan: Wet or dry, you're the handsomest woman I ever did see. Spirit and a fine sturdy body. It's a noble combination, Miss Prescott. Why, for you, child bearin' would come as easy as rollin' off a log.
- Lilith Prescott: Well, I... think I'd rather roll off a log, Mr. Morgan.”
Robert Preston - Roger Morgan
Debbie Reynolds - Lilith Prescott

“You think you'r the only person with reproductive organs. I'm gonna have this fucking baby. I'm gonna have this baby and my baby is gonna sell drugs to your baby on the playground. Do you know that. You fucking bitch.”
Jennifer Tilly - Jo

“Maybe it's better that we just can't get pregnant. I feel like we shouldn't pass on this gene pool.”
Catherine Keener - Brie Marschz