“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Why are divorces so expensive?
- Luke Duke: Why?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: 'Cause they're worth it!”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“In our town, we like to know the facts about everybody.”
Frank Craven - Mr. Morgan

“I'm to be examined, undressed, and generally humiliated at 15 cents a copy.”

Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

Your assignment will be Spy's most sensational achievement - Tracy Lord. Big game hunting in Africa, fox hunting in Pennsylvania. Married on impulse and divorced in a rage. And always unapproachable by the press. "The Unapproachable Miss Lord", "The Philadelphia Story".

Henry Daniell - Sidney Kidd

“I like to keep my ears open. It's amazing what you can learn listening to chatter.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart