“- Jake Shuttlesworth: People make mistakes! People veer off the path! God forgives them!
- Jesus Shuttlesworth: Has God forgiven you for killing my mother?
- Jake Shuttlesworth: I pray that he has, Son. I believe he has. When will you?”
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth

“God knows I made my share of mistakes. I've been trying to make them right ever since. All I can do is hope he sees fit to give me a second chance.”
Sam Elliott - Caretaker

- Huggy Bear: Someone once said: “to err is human, to forgive divine”.
- Ken Hutchinson: Tch. What idiot said that?
- Huggy Bear: I believe that was God, the greatest mack of all.
Snoop Dogg - Huggy Bear
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“God was wrong!”
James Mason - Ed Avery

“- Paolo: You just saunter out of your house one fine morning and pluck God out of the air as easily as catching a butterfly. It's all too simple.
- St. Francis of Assisi: If what you say is true then the Holy Father will point out errors in my faith.”
Kenneth Cranham - Paolo
Graham Faulkner - St. Francis of Assisi