“O Lord, without consulting with Thee, we have sent thy way some souls whose evil ways passeth all understanding. We ask Thee humbly to receive them... whether you want them or not! Amen.”
Karl Malden - Zebulon Prescott

Give me an 'H'. Give me a 'U'. Give me a "giant pussy-licking, ass-fucker, cock, shit".
[the other cheerleaders are disturbed]
I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's.

JoAnna Garcia Swisher - Sandy Sue

I remember it like it was yesterday, Christmas 1989, dad had just gotten fired from the Zippo factory, mom was still pulling in tricks to make ends meet, Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for "My Left Foot", and all I wanted was one of those little Betsy Wetsy dolls.

Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs

“- Janey Briggs: It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery.
- Jake Wyler: Janey... a car accident.
- Janey Briggs: No. Cancer.”

Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

“- Ricky Lipman: I'm the best friend, and I have been in front of her face the whole time, and she just... hasn't really realized it yet, but she will.
- Jake Wyler: Well, I'm the reformed cool guy, who's learned the error of his ways. She's gonna forgive me for my mistakes, and realize that I really love her.
- Ricky Lipman: Dammit, that's true.”

Eric Jungmann - Ricky Lipman
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler