“Five days old she got the Jaundice. Five weeks old she got an ear infection. Five months old she was kidnapped. Five years old? I'm not lighting any fires, thank you.”

Natalie Portman - Novalee Nation

“- Max Conners: Turning down a wedding gift is bad luck.
- Jack Withrowe: I've never heard that before.
- Max Conners: Sure, everything to do with weddings is bad luck.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe

“Fighting against superstition is as hard as fighting against Satan himself.”

Harry Stubbs - Reverend Norman

“When each of us comes of age, the Great Spirits reveal to us a totem that helps guide us through our lives. Some of us use courage to guide us, others patience. And, some of us, beauty...”
Joan Copeland - Tanana

“Bonehead, just because his totem is wisdom doesn't mean he's wise. I mean, look at him.”

D.B. Sweeney - Sitka