Jason Lee movie quotes

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Jason Lee
April 25, 1970 in Orange County
North American
actor, tv producer
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Jason Lee movie quotes, phrases and lines
69 in english
Jason Lee quotes
  • “Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.”
    Jason Lee
  • “Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works.”

    Jason Lee - Syndrome
    [Tag:respect, threat]
  • “All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.”
    Jason Lee - Banky Edwards
    [Tag:sex, women]
  • “He was never a person, he was a journalist!”

    Jason Lee - Jeff Bebe
  • “Dave-They're savings bonds. In seven years you will get to buy something really nice.
    Alvin-Do you have any that you bought seven years ago?”

    Jason Lee - Dave
    Justin Long - Alvin
    [Tag:money, wealth]
  • "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me: "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?". My cousin was a weird guy.
    Jason Lee - Brodie
  • - Beaver: What's it called when you got a constant woody and it won't go down?
    - Henry: You mean priapism?
    - Beaver: See, I'm practically “priasmic”.

    Jason Lee - Beaver
    Thomas Jane - Henry
  • “- Dr. Mumford: Skip, you know that it is improper, completely unethical for a licensed psychologist to carry on a romantic relationship with one of his patients.
    - Skip Skipperton: I guess it makes sense.
    - Dr. Mumford: Yes. Yes, it does.”

    Loren Dean - Mumford
    Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton
  • “- Skip Skipperton: Do you know how I spend my every single solitary moment?
    - Dr. Mumford: Jerking off?
    - Skip Skipperton: No, that's a good guess though!”

    Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton
    Loren Dean - Mumford
  • “You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes.”

    Jason Lee - Syndrome
    [Tag:heroes, trust]
  • “Now I know in this little three week Love Boat episode of yours, you think you've come to know what love is. But, you know what? I don't know that you have.”
    Jason Lee - Jay Murphy
    [Tag:adventure, love]
  • “- Jay Murphy: The $64,000 question is, how do you know beforehand that you're with the wrong person so you can avoid having them wreak havoc on a large portion of your life?
    - Samantha Andrews: I don't think you do know until you meet the right person, 'cause then you just... you just... you just feel something that you know you've never felt...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Jason Lee - Jay Murphy
    Mili Avital - Samantha Andrews
  • “I wish I could live in the shower. I'd take five a day if I had time. I went to this spa in Germany, a sanitarium practically, up on this mountain. The great thing: they just kept you wet, all day.”
    Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton
  • “- Alyssa Jones: So, for you, to fuck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition. You inside some girl you duped, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.
    - Banky Edwards: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes, alright?”

    Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
    Jason Lee - Banky Edwards
    [Tag:boredom, sex]
  • “- Brodie: The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?
    - Stan Lee: I don't know. It's a superhero secret.”

    Jason Lee - Brodie
    Stan Lee - Stan Lee
  • - Jack Withrowe: Isn't that the shoe you wanted to jam up my ass?
    - Page Conners: No, that was the 6" heel.

    Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe
    Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners
  • “I wasn't a kid who moved out from Iowa with aspirations of becoming a famous star - I was intrigued by the idea of filmmaking and by the idea of what it would be like to play a character in a movie.”
    Jason Lee
  • “When you reach a certain status in Hollywood, you have to play a lot of games to stay in the limelight. It becomes more about being famous than being an actor.”
    Jason Lee
  • “It's difficult to get away from the shadow of a TV character.”
    Jason Lee
  • “- Max Abbitt: I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records.
    - Jay Murphy: Hey, that was a radio special!”

    David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt
    Jason Lee - Jay Murphy
    [Tag:depression, music]
  • “She also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.”

    Jason Lee - Brodie
  • “I may be young but, Doc, I can tell you that I'm very immature.”
    Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton
  • “- John Plummer: Duff? Don't you think you're taking a little bit too much off the top?
    - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: John, I know what I’m doing okay? I've got to taper it so the sunlight reaches the lower leaves during the growing season!
    - John Plummer: What about that string there?
    - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: The string is a guide John. It's just a...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Jason Lee - John Plummer
    Tom Greening - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
    [Tag:garden, tools]
  • “You can do whatever you want with your life, but one day you'll know what love truly is. It's the sour and the sweet. And I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet.”
    Jason Lee - Brian Shelby
  • “- Page Conners: Just give it to me, or would you rather have my heel up your ass?
    - Jack Withrowe: Who told you I'm into that?”

    Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners
    Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe
    [Tag:threat, wound]