“- Virginia Wainwright: There's a party at Ann Thomerson's house. I heard them talking.
- Estelle Wainwright: Why didn't they invite you?
- Virginia Wainwright: Mom, they don't even know me.
- Estelle Wainwright: Those goddamn little snots. We'll show them. If they won't come to our party, we'll go to theirs.”

Melissa Sue Anderson - Virginia Wainwright
Sharon Acker - Estelle Wainwright

“- Sister Doris: Do you like birthday parties, Leonard... I mean, LeeJohn?
- LeeJohn: I don't know. I never had one.
- Sister Doris: You never had a birthday party?
- LeeJohn: When they took me to my foster home, they lost my birth certificate. So, nobody never knew when my birthday was.”
Loretta Devine - Sister Doris
Tracy Morgan - LeeJohn

“When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.”
Gloria Stuart

“- Mr. Stork: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear... dear... dear me, what's his name?
- Mrs. Jumbo: Jumbo... Junior.”

Sterling Holloway - Mr. Stork
Verna Felton - Mrs. Jumbo

“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jed Clampett, they spent a fortune on me for you!”

Dolly Parton - Dolly Parton