“- Tibby: How old are you, anyway? 10?
- Bailey: I'm 12!
- Tibby: Same difference. - Bailey: No, when I was 10, I didn't have an iPod.
- Tibby: You're so cool. And what do you listen to on there, teletubbies hit parade?”
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby
Jenna Boyd - Bailey

“- Harry Block: This guy is too old for her.
- Richard: He's younger than you are.
- Harry Block: Hey, I'm much too old for her, it's ridiculous. But, because of my immaturity I have a boyish quality that works.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block
Bob Balaban - Richard

“- Clare Lipkin: Thirty-five years old and still bulimic.
- Dr. Mo Van De Kamp: Thirty-five?”

Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin
Paul Bartel - Dr. Mo Van De Kamp

“I suppose the only thing at 50 you can really start to look forward to is just total irresponsibility.”
Johnny Depp

“A toast... to us, to our last summer of immature, adolescent decadence.”
Ryan Phillippe - Barry William Cox