“Once we were like brothers! But, now he's a different man. Power has gone to his head. He's sick like Stalin! He hates our new policy of Détente.”

Jeroen Krabbé - General Georgi Koskov

“Same shit, different flies.”

Diego Luna - Tommaso Moreno

“- Buddy Kupfer: Conal Cochran, the all time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper.
- Daniel Challis: Ah!
- Buddy Kupfer: Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his.”
Ralph Strait - Buddy Kupfer
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“- Eddie: No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?
- Norby: Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh…
- Veeko: Tollbooth at the end.
- Eddie: Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?”
Joe Mantegna - Eddie
Joe Pantoliano - Norby
Brian Haley - Veeko

“- Harriet Miller: How are we supposed to know what's going on?
- Rodney Miller: It's all Greek to me.”
Fiona Reid - Harriet Miller
Bruce Gray - Rodney Miller