“- James Humphrey: I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip.
- George Noon: Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman.”
Matt Stone - James Humphrey
Dian Bachar - George Noon

“- Professor Lillian Sloane: Good night, Gates.
- Tracker Lewis Gates: Good night, Doc. You're not gonna walk around naked in the morning, are you?
- Professor Lillian Sloane: I'll try to restrain myself.”

Barbara Hershey - Prof. Lillian Diane Sloan
Tom Berenger - Lewis Gates

“- Johnnie Aysgarth: Don't do that.
- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Why not?
- Johnnie Aysgarth: Because your ucipital mapilary is quite beautiful.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth
Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth

“Gosh, I didn't realize it was going to be this formal. If I had known it was going to be this kind of party I would have worn underwear.”
Judy Landers - Noreen

“- Gia Carangi: Where are you going?
- Linda: You don't have any clothes on.
- Gia Carangi: Don't change the subject.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi
Elizabeth Mitchell - Linda