“I work so hard on this image, on Stu Shepherd, the asshole who refers to himself in the third person, that I only proved I should be alone. I have just been dressing up as something I'm not for so long, I'm so afraid no one will like what's underneath. But here I am, just flesh and blood and weakness.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Joe Sperling: You sound like you're from the South.
- Percy Talbott: Things ain't always what they sound.”
Kieran Mulroney - Joe Sperling
Alison Elliott - Percy Talbott

“The only thing worse than being Marion Hawthorn, is wanting to be Marion Hawthorn.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch

“- Katya: You have bewitched my family. My children think all you British are Santa Claus in beautiful tweed clothes.
- Barley: There's no Santa Claus. Nobody is what it seems. Except you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Katya
Sir Sean Connery - Barley