“- Archie Gates: My guess is he's divided these bricks into several different stashes. Just one of these stashes will be easy to take from Saddam's deserting army, and that will be enough to get us out of our day jobs. Unless, of course, you reservists are in love with your day jobs.
- Conrad Vig: I don't really have a day job, sir.”

George Clooney - Archie Gates
Spike Jonze - Conrad Vig

“My job, sir, is to evaluate radiation hazards to United States Army personnel. My wife's not enlisted in the Army. Why doesn't the colonel concern himself with the safety of men who are, rather than the mammaries of women who are not?”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Marshall

“One man with gun has more authority than whole army without ammunition.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

The government said "We want men to fight the Nazis, join today". So I joined. I figured they were in a hurry. That was three hundred and eighty seven days ago.
Raymond Massey - Andy Brock

“We're responsible for the protection of 100,000 square miles of territory. And against us are ranged thousands of the finest light cavalry on Earth. I found that out this morning. It's a big job, gentlemen... and it's gonna need a fine regiment.”

Errol Flynn - George Armstrong Custer