“- Debra Moorhouse: It all goes back to mother, doesn't it? Did you love your mother?
- Acolyte: Yes.
- Debra Moorhouse: Don't lie to me. I'll call her.”
Sigourney Weaver - Debra Moorhouse
Kathy Najimy - Acolyte

“I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.”
Jason Sudeikis - Ted Lasso

- Paul Vitti: You're turning me down?
- Dr. Ben Sobel: When I got into family therapy, this was not the "family" I had in mind.
- Paul Vitti: You, with your schmucky little office in your schmucky little home, you're turning me down? For what, so you can go back and listen to housewives piss and moan about how nobody fucks 'em right anymore?
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“- Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex?
- Jane Smith: I don't understand the question.”
William Fichtner - Marriage Counselor
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“Julie-Oh, classy choice, Jimmy, although it's pretty obvious that you're with her because you can't be with Kirsten. You know, I think in psychology that's called transference.
Jimmy-Oh, and you marrying Caleb, I think in psychology that's called shameless gold-digging”
Melinda Clarke - Julie Cooper
Tate Donovan - Jimmy Cooper