“- FBIChief: Did Albert ever discuss his political convictions with you?
- Dell: Albert don't have no political convictions. He's an American!”
Newt Arnold - FBI Chief
Gary Busey - Dell

“Bob Roberts is yet another of that faction that lives to destroy whatever good came out of the 60s, to rewrite the history of that important period. A period where the American people actually were informed and aware, and realized that they had a voice. They demanded that a war end.”
Lynne Thigpen - Kelly Noble

“I'm going on TV... You know, maybe the American people will go with me, even if their elected representatives won't.”
Bruce Greenwood - John F. Kennedy

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox

“- Jamie, Red Feather: Where are you from, Mars?
- Cleo Plendor: Worse. Beverly Hills.”
Tori Spelling - Jamie, Red Feather
Dinah Lacey - Cleo Plendor