“If God's made the church bake sale a priority, we're in a lot of trouble.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch

You asked me if I believe in God. I said "yes". You didn't ask me if I believe in the church. Now sometimes I don't like God much, or what they call God once they get him under their roof.
Skeet Ulrich - Juvenal

“- Pretty boy: I’m looking for the guy who runs this place.
- Joe: Well, that would be Our Father and He’s in Heaven.”

Shwayze - Pretty Boy
Brian Bosworth - Joe

“Jane Hawking-So, I take it you've never been to church?
Stephen Hawking-Once upon a time.
Jane Hawking-Tempted to convert?
Stephen Hawking-I have a slight problem with the celestial dictatorship premise.”
Eddie Redmayne - Stephen Hawking
Felicity Jones - Jane Hawking

“- Angharad: You are king in the chapel. But I will be queen in my own kitchen.
- Mr. Gruffydd: You will be queen wherever you walk.”
Maureen O'Hara - Angharad
Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd