“- Dirk Moran: I ought to teach you a lesson.
- Porter Ricks: I'd like that. I have a thirst for knowledge; teach me.”
Jonathan Banks - Dirk Moran
Paul Hogan - Porter Ricks

“Knowledge only gained through curiosity.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Homer: We should be trying to get into that science fair instead of sitting around here like a bunch of hillbillies.
- Roy Lee: Well, I got some real sad news for you Homer. We are a bunch of hillbillies.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Homer Hickam
William Lee Scott - Roy Lee

“- Otto: Are you telling me you don't have a social security number?
- Beldar Conehead: Correct.
- Otto: Why not?
- Beldar Conehead: I am an illegal alien.”
Sinbad - Otto
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

“I can't fill up a space shuttle with geriatrics!”
James Cromwell - Bob Gerson