“- Steve: The only thing I don't like about this stealing business is the hard work.
- Trampas: Hard work but easy pickings.”
Richard Arlen - Steve
Walter Huston - Trampas

“- Cook: What's your line?
- Starman: Line?
- Cook: Work. Whaddya do when you're not hitchin' rides?
- Starman: Oh, I make maps.
- Cook: Make any money?
- Starman: I make maps.
- Cook: Well, you don't get rich cookin' either!”

George 'Buck' Flower - Cook
Jeff Bridges - Starman

“I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself... saying that of all the assistants she's ever had... you were, by far, her biggest disappointment. And, if I don't hire you, I am an idiot. You must have done something right.”
John Rothman - Editor

“- Ray: So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job.
- John Hancock: What the hell did I have to come for, Ray, if he's done a good job?”

Jason Bateman - Ray
Will Smith - John Hancock

“You know what the biggest jerk-off of all is? Beyond family even, because you can't control your family, is jobs. I mean, this totally mystifies me. Can you believe people actually accept this? It's like you work all day, people tell you what to do all day long. You know, and then on top of taking shit all day, they can fire you.”
John C. Reilly - Richard Gaddis