“Last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Girl in Bathroom: She watched her mom get butchered.
- Cheerleader in Bathroom: And it fucked her up royally. Think about it, her mother's death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world.”
Nancy Anne Ridder - Girl in Bathroom
Leonora Scelfo - Cheerleader in Bathroom

“- Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
- Irene: What's it called?
- Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.”
Jim Carrey - Charlie
Renee Zellweger - Irene

“Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric.”
Dennis Hopper - Howard Payne

“The definition of insanity is repeating the same behaviour over and over again, expecting different results.”
Frank Hoyt Taylor - Equine Therapist