“Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.”
Max Greenfield - Schmidt

I'm gonna tell you what the old whore said, and this is the truest thing I know: "When you start cumming with the customers, it's time to quit".

William H. Macy - Tim Sullivan

“- Pacha: What happened?
- Old Man: Well, I threw off the Emperor's groove.
- Pacha: What?
- Old Man: His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window.”
John Goodman - Patcha
John Fiedler - Old Man

“- Indiana Jones: Nazca Indians used to bind their infants' head with rope to elongate the skull like that.
- Mutt Williams: Why?
- Indiana Jones: Honor the gods.
- Mutt Williams: No, no. God's head is not like that, man.
- Indiana Jones: Depends on who your god is.”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Shia LaBeouf - Mutt Williams

“- Hemant Rai: No sugar in mine.
- Jai Chand: You've been brainwashed by America.”

Parvin Dabas - Hemant Rai