“- Willy Wonka: They're laying overtime right now, for Easter.
- Mike Teevee: But Easter's over!
- Willy Wonka: Ssshhh! They don't know that. I'm trying to get ahead for next year.”

Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka
Paris Themmen - Mike Teevee

“Do you know that the leading cause of death for beavers is falling trees?”
Nicole Kidman - Silvia Broome

“- Weaver: What are you bitching about? In case you haven't noticed, we ants are running the show. We're the Lords of the Earth.
- Z: Hey, don't talk to me about Earth, okay, because I just spent all day hauling it around.”
Sylvester Stallone - Weaver
Woody Allen - Z

“Just because they showed up to collect the money, is no guarantee that they'll show up to do the work... and if they do, I can't pay for it!”
Tom Hanks - Walter Fielding

“- Erica Sutton: I can't work right now.
- Sam: So go home.
- Erica Sutton: I need the money.
- Sam: So work.”
Shannyn Sossamon - Erica Sutton
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Sam