“- Shannon Christie: She's got an awfully large chest to be goin' to church.
- Joseph Donnelly: Shannon, all chests are equal in the eyes of the Lord.”
Nicole Kidman - Shannon Christie
Tom Cruise - Joseph Donnelly

“Whether we are based on carbon or silicon makes no fundamental difference. We should each be treated with appropriate respect.”
Bob Balaban - Dr. R. Chandra

“The only way to deal with vulgarity is to rise above it.”
Toby Jones - Truman Capote

“- Ken Wu: Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash.
- Russ Tyler: It can't be taught, Kenny, man. I mean, it's got to be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just got to go for it. Try it.”
Justin Wong - Ken Wu
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- Dosmo Pizzo: What the fuck happened?
- Lee Woods: Does every other word have to be fuck? Is that the extent of your vocabulary?
- Dosmo Pizzo: It fucking bothers you? I didn't fucking know.”
Danny Aiello - Dosmo Pizzo
James Spader - Lee Woods