“- David Langley: What exactly is your position at the gallery?
- Mr. Bean: I sit in the corner and look at the paintings.
- David Langley: Ach! That is brilliant! If only more scholars would do that, not lecture and write and argue, but just sit and look at the paintings themselves. Now that is brilliant.”
Peter MacNicol - David Langley
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“- Gredin: Technique will give way to expression.
- Donald Falk: Thank you.
- Gredin: Or expression will give way to expression.
- Donald Falk: You have some thoughts you'd like to share with us?
- Gredin: Me? Thoughts? Share? Nah, I couldn't possibly. I am here to listen and learn. Copy and conform.”

Johnathon Schaech - Gredin
Xander Berkeley - Donald Falk

“Eve never says no to learning!”
Tyra Banks - Eve

“I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.”
Robin Williams - John Keating

“The arts are weapons of understanding and weapons of happiness.”
Richard Charles Hastings Eyre