“- Mr. Big Nose: I warned you. I'm going to punch you so hard, you Roman git!
- Parvus: Shut up, you Jewish turd!
- Mr. Big Nose: Who are you calling Jewish? I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!
- Gregory: A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.”
Michael Palin - Mr. Big Nose
Bernard McKenna - Parvus
Terence Bayler - Gregory

“- Flip Zimmerman: For you it's a crusade. For me it's a job.
- Ron Stallworth: You're Jewish. They hate you. Doesn't that piss you off? Why are you acting like you don't got skin in the game?”
Adam Driver - Flip Zimmerman
John David Washington - Ron Stallworth

“- Garbitsch: Brunettes are trouble makers. They're worse than the Jews.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: Then wipe them out.
- Garbitsch: Start small. Not so fast. We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“- Garbitsch: We've had to make a few arrests.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: A few? How many?
- Garbitsch: Nothing astronomical. Five or ten thousand... a day.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“- Jay: He had an uncle in Poland who died. We can say he left the money to Pop in his will.
- Arty: Jay, do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $9,000 to some Jew in Alabama?”

Brad Stoll - Jay
Mike Damus - Arty