“- Red: I don’t trust them!
- Judge Peckinpah: Your opinion is not needed!
- Leonard: [mocking Red] Is there a doctor around because we have a burn victimhere.”
Jason Sudeikis - Red
Keegan-Michael Key - Judge Peckinpah
Bill Hader - Leonard

“I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy. Centauri is impressed. I've seen them come, and I've seen them go, but you're the best, my boy. Dazzling! Light years ahead of the competition! Centauri's got a little proposition for you. Are ya interested?”

Robert Preston - Centauri

“You didn't land it.”

Ryan Dunn - himself

“Bam just took a golden dildo up his ass at high speeds. That's what happened.”
Manny Puig - himself

“Did I ever tell you about the time I performed two operations at once?... They both died.”
Robert Benfer - Dr. Bob