“- Red: I don’t trust them!
- Judge Peckinpah: Your opinion is not needed!
- Leonard: [mocking Red] Is there a doctor around because we have a burn victim here.”
Jason Sudeikis - Red
Keegan-Michael Key - Judge Peckinpah
Bill Hader - Leonard

“I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy. Centauri is impressed. I've seen them come, and I've seen them go, but you're the best, my boy. Dazzling! Light years ahead of the competition! Centauri's got a little proposition for you. Are ya interested?”

Robert Preston - Centauri

“Nowadays people want glamor and tears, the grand performance. I've never been good at that.”
Helen Mirren - The Queen

“- Samuel Pepys: Your performance of the man stuff seemed so right, so true. I suppose I felt it was the most real in the play.
- Ned Kynaston: You know why the man stuff seemed so real? Because I'm pretending. You see a man through the mirror of a woman through the mirror of a man. You take one of those reflecting glasses away it doesn't work.”
Hugh Bonneville - Samuel Pepys
Billy Crudup - Ned Kynaston

“Your performances were, on the whole, promising, which is more than can be said, alas, for that of the sliding doors. One of which might have thought it was in Japan, but the other was apparently stubbornly laboring under the misapprehension that it was on holiday in Yorkshire.”

Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert