“At my age, I need an hour in the bathroom in the morning! And there's always one of them skinny, titless mannequins in there fluffing up her hair.”
Christopher Plummer - Shitty

“I haven’t had sex in 15 years! And I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!”
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“- Holly Goodhead: Come on, Mr. Bond. A 70-year-old can take 3 G's.
- James Bond: The trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one.”
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Walter: You have to pee too?
- Frank: I'm 75 years old. I always have to pee.”
Robert Duvall - Walter
Richard Harris - Frank

“Face it ladies, I'm older and I have more insurance.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch