“My God, man. How long have I been here? Am I really awake, or am I just dreamin' I'm awake? How could my plans have gone so wrong?”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Pete Hogwallop: Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut.
- Everett: Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.”
John Turturro - Pete Hogwallop
George Clooney - Everett

“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Butch Cassidy: Once they divide up, we take them, no trouble, right?
- The Sundance Kid: Maybe.
- Butch Cassidy: Boy, for a gunman, you're one hell of a pessimist.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid

“It's lucky the world isn't made according to your definiton, because it would be an ugly one.”
Kylie Minogue - Lola