“My God, man. How long have I been here? Am I really awake, or am I just dreamin' I'm awake? How could my plans have gone so wrong?”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“Well, go on, do me in you bastard cowards! I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this!”
Paul Farrell - Tramp

“It'll get worse before it gets better.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“- Blade: How do you feel?
- Whistler: Like hammered shit.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
Kris Kristofferson - Whistler

“- Roy O'Bannon: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of the time I don't even know what I'm doing out here in the West.
- Chon Wang: No, you're a good outlaw.
- Roy O'Bannon: Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang