“- Eddie Leadbetter: We gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one?
- Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.”
Johnny Knoxville - Eddie Leadbetter
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk

“You're a nice guy. But you've got to remember that nice guys always leave when ladies ask them to.”

Ann Sheridan - Cassie Hartley

“- Roy Cronin: Why goodbye when it's only till morning?
- Myra: Because, every parting from you is like a little eternity.”

Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin
Vivien Leigh - Myra

“I went out with a girl once that told me to go jump in the lake. When I got back, she was gone.”
Eddie Bracken - Bert Sparks

“- Georges Iscovescu: You've got enough money to get you back to New York. I'll find you there when I'm ready.
- Anita Dixon: Thanks! You just stand right in the middle of Times Square... and whistle!”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu
Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon