“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob

“- Dede Truitt: I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please.
- Bill Truitt: Is that a good idea, for the baby?
- Dede Truitt: Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Martin Donovan - Bill Truitt

“Come on in, I'll put on a pot of Bourbon.”
Shirley MacLaine - Katharine Richelieu

“If you're thirsty, a drink will cure it, if you're not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure.”
Alison Eastwood - Mandy Nicholls

“- Andie: So what do you want to drink?
- Duckie: Oh you know, beer, scotch, juice box... whatever.”
Molly Ringwald - Andie
Jon Cryer - Duckie