“- Philippe: I am confused. You know what I'd like to do?
- Cecile: What?
- Philippe: I'd like to go someplace alone with you and get very drunky-poo.
- Cecile: Phillipe, you'll be a credit to your mother yet.”
Geoffrey Horne - Philippe
Jean Seberg - Cecile

“Slick, how come every time you get drunk it costs me money?”
Anthony Michael Hall - Whitey Ford

“- Arthur Bach: Yesterday I sold some blood at a hospital.
- Hobson: Hospital? I should've thought a local distillery would have paid you much more.”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“Start 'em off with a single, then a double, then a triple, then back to a double, and back to a single. You want 'em drunk enough to get their credit card then sober enough to sign the check.”
Jennifer Lopez - Ramona

“You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding your boot up?”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis