“I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen.”

Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“- Cindy Campbell: You guys are psychos! You've watched too many TV shows!
- Ray Wilkins: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows does!”
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell
Shawn Wayans - Ray Wilkins

“What would I do if I got out? I don’t know the world anymore. They say there are bombs that can reduce whole cities to ash and uh, what do you call ’em, televisions, voices and faces coming from a box. I hear enough voices already.”

Robin Bartlett - Bridget Kearns

“You and Ursula together would be unbefitting to her social stature, you see? Let me put it in the way you might understand. Where you come from, zebras marry zebras and leopards marry leopards. Stripes for stripes. Spots for spots. Ursula is a stripe and you are a spot. One which I intend to have removed as soon as possible.”

Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope

“You don't know anything about society, Maria; you don't have the satisfaction of avoiding it.”

Michael Douglas - Nicholas Van Orton