“- Elliot Richards: Oh, wait! I wish I were the most emotionally sensitive man in the world.
- The Devil: Damn. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I could've had a lot of fun with that one.”
Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards
Liz Hurley - The Devil

“- Ack Ack Raymond: Do you realize that for every lost doll there's a little girl with a broken heart?
- George Calamari: Are you sure you want to be a Marine Acky? I just can see you having a killer instinct.”
Curtis Armstrong - Ack Ack Raymond
Joel Murray - George Calamari

“- Peggy Armstrong: I'm really surprised to find you're human at times.
- Eddie Kent: How would you know?
- Peggy Armstrong: What do you think I picked you up for? Love at third sight?”
Jane Wyman - Peggy Armstrong
Ronald Reagan - Eddie Kent

“Beneath all those millions beats a heart of ice... dry ice!”

Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne

“Did he cry at the funeral? Face it Linda, the man has ice in his veins. I've known him since I was seven and I never seen him cry once... not for anybody or anything.”

Stephen Nichols - Brandon Sinclair