“I don't want to risk having bad sex today. I don't want it to be the last thing on my mind.”

Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless!”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click.
- The Dude: Jesus.
- Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.”
John Turturro - Jesus Quintana
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“It's not often that a person can undue a mistake made long ago, but that shouldn't stop him from trying. Especially if he has access to a time machine.”
Stephen MacDougall - Thad

“- Cynthia: Don't get me wrong, Oz. I like you a lot...
- Oz Oseransky: Well, that's great to hear, but I've got news for you. I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me.”
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky