“Look, a family full of midgets is not considered kids. That's a Gang!”
Keenen Ivory Wayans - Jack Spade

“You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?”
Jimmy Stewart - George Bailey

“- Air Conditioner: We've been dumped! Abandoned!
- Blanky: But he loved us.
- The Radio: That's right.
- Air Conditioner: So what? He's a kid. He has a family. They move away, he moves away. It's a packaged deal.”
Phil Hartman - Air Conditioner
Timothy E. Day - Blanky
Jon Lovitz - Radio

“You can't do yourself in! Kids just rob you of that option!”

Phoebe Cates - Sophia Gold

“- Porky Wallace: You're gonna have to forgive my temper, Meat. But I'm glad to see my son-in-law's a moxie guy, 'cause that's just what I want for my grandson.
- Meat Tuperello: What grandson?
- Porky Wallace: The one from you and Blossom, asshole. What do you think you're doing here?”
Chuck Mitchell - Porky Wallace
Tony Ganios - Meat Tuperello