Terry Jones quotes
“I don't think people who have children are acting selfishly or unselfishly.”
“- Maître D': Today we have, for appetizers moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux, that's leek tart, frogs' legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd, c’est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of puréed mushroom. It's very delicate, very subtle.
- Mr. Creosote: I'll have the lot.”
“- Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.
- Mandy Cohen: Led by a bottle, more like.”
“I don't think you need religion.”
“Medieval learning was really advanced.”
“- Maître D': Good evening sir and how are we today?
- Mr. Creosote: Better.
- Maître D': Better?
- Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.”
“Sex, sex, sex, that's all these kids talk about!”