“Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?”

Matt Dillon - Randy

“- Amanda Kirby: If he'd been with you, he'd be completely safe. You drive five miles under the speed limit, Paul. And I've totaled three cars in three years.
- Paul Kirby: Well, not three. The Buick wasn't really totaled. I just said it was 'cause I wanted to get the S.U.V.”

Téa Leoni - Amanda Kirby
William H. Macy - Paul Kirby

Better buckle up, Penny. This car's only got two speeds: "Fast" and "Wow! What Was That?".
D.L. Hughley - Gadgetmobile

“Safety and good mileage are the two things I looked for in a new car. That's why I bought a Volvo stationwagon.”
Le Tari - Pimp

“The kind that appreciates safety. Check it; this thing's got side-impact airbags. I get in a wreck it's all good; straighter than straight.”

Michael Jai White - Pointy