“- Craig Zwiller: If you are going to be going...
- Patrick Wheeler: Might as well be coming.”

Callum Keith Rennie - Craig Zwiller
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“- Juan: Did they teach you all kinds of sex tricks?
- Frank: Taught me how to eat the fox, how to cum while looking at certain ferns and plants, how to prolong orgasm by self-strangulation.
- Juan: Oh yeah? Hey, that's how Lipkin died, huh?
- Frank: You know, I should have never told him about that.”
Robert Beltran - Juan
Ray Sharkey - Frank

“- Susie: What the fuck was that? Did you cum? You faked it.
- Matt: No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can.”

Emmanuelle Vaugier - Susie
Josh Hartnett - Matt

“- Lauren Goodhue: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
- Sergeant Orono: Lady, I just asked for your name.
- Lauren Goodhue: Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“- Captain David Trilling: What was that?
- Captain Linda Gilder: It is called an orgasm.”

David Gianopoulos - Captain David Trilling
Brenda Bakke - Captain Linda Gilder