“I was thinking about death and all. About seeing how you're gonna die. I mean, on one hand, if dying was all you thought about, it could kind of screw you up. But it could kind of help you, couldn't it? Because you'd know that everything else you can survive.”
Perry Walston - Ed Bloom - Age 10

“Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks.”
Henry Winkler - Coach Klein

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox

“Aquariums make me super horny!”
Rob Schneider - Ula

“Keep you thoughts as pure as the water.”
Victor Wong - The Old Man