“- Danny: I thought you loved me.
- Sarah: Really, what made you think that?
- Danny: Probably when you said you loved me.”
Jude Law - Danny
Hillary Matthews - Sarah

- Hercules: So how'd you get stuck with the...
- Meg: Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours".
Tate Donovan - Hercules
Susan Egan - Meg

“You don't understand any kind of people. Maybe that's your problem. You sure don't understand women at all.”

Billie Neal - Bobbie

“- Ella: Is that me?
- Link: Betty
- Ella: Betty... Betty?
- Link: Betty Betty Nuggs.
- Ella: Betty Nuggs?”

Robin Tunney - Ella
Brendan Fraser - Link

“Don't go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts