“- Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma.
- Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.”
Dorothy Granger - Girl
Moe Howard - Moe

- Al Burnett: Do we have a problem?
- Ross "Mitch" Mitchell: Yeah! You treat us like a pack of galahs!
- Glenn Latham: That's a type of parrot.
Patrick Warburton - Al Burnett
Kevin Harrington - Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell
Tom Long - Glenn Latham

- Carter: The only reason why I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you was gonna show me a good time. I'm on vacation, man! and I want some "mu shu".
- Lee: Mushu, you hungry?
- Carter: No, not "mushu". "Mu shu". I want to see some women man. Now, stop playing dumb and take me to the "shu".
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“Don't go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts

“- Willow Ufgood: We found one of your babies in our village. Will you please take care of her?
- Airk Thaughbaer: We're going into battle, little ones. Find a woman to take care of her.
- Madmartigan: He thought you were a woman, Airk!”
Warwick Davis - Willow Ufgood
Gavan O'Herlihy - Airk Thaughbaer
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan