“- Enid: I don't know... I kinda like him. He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kinda cool.
- Rebecca: That guy is many things but he's definetely not cool.”

Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“I don't know what they want from you half the time. What they start off liking you for, they end up hating you for. Don't like you if you're strong. Don't like you if you're weak. Hate you if you're clever, hate you if you're stupid. They don't know what they want.”
Katrin Cartlidge - Sophie

“Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.”

Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Rudolf IV: Michael, why do you hate me so?
- Duke Michael: Because you are conceited, arrogant, spineless, selfish, shallow, pity, pompous and pitiful!
- Rudolf IV: But apart from that?”
Peter Sellers - Rudolf IV
Jeremy Kemp - Duke Michael

“- Pinocchio: Someday, I'm gonna be a real boy!
- Geppetto: A real boy! It's my wish! It's come true!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto