“- Winston Zeddmore: Hey Ray. Do you believe in God?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Never met him.”
Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddmore
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- Biker: Hey, crazy lady, I believe in God, too. I just don't think he's the bloodthirsty asshole you make him out to be.
- Mrs. Carmody: Well, you take that up with the Devil when you run into him. You just chat it over at your leisure.”
Brian Libby - Biker
Marcia Gay Harden - Mrs. Carmody

“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
- Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Oh, you mean the thing you just found out about three hours ago and are now judging me for not believing in?”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin as Han Solo

“- Jill Sadelstein: How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
- Todd: Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
- Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.”
Adam Sandler - Jill Sadelstein
Nick Swardson - Todd

“Audiences know what they expect and that is all they are prepared to believe in.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - The Player