“- Troy Barlow: Conrad, you've washed your hands like ten times.
- Conrad Vig: Lord knows what kind of vermin live in the butt of a dune coon.
- Chief Elgin: Why do you let this cracker hang around with you, man?
- Troy Barlow: He's all right, man. He's from a group home in Dallas. He's got no high school.
- Conrad Vig: Don't tell people that.”

Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow
Spike Jonze - Conrad Vig
Ice Cube - Chief Elgin

“We're men. Soldiers. And I don't intend for our race to be cheated of its place of honor and respect in this war because of fools like C.J.”
Adolph Caesar - Sergeant Waters

“- Hooper X: The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin' it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.
- Holden McNeil: Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know. He got to fly the Millennium Falcon.”
Dwight Ewell - Hooper X
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil

“For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.”

G.W. Bailey - Peter

“Boy, I'm telling you, you brothers are gonna be large! But like I said, you got to be careful. Because y'all are telling the truth, and the white man don't want you all saying what you're saying.”

Barry Shabaka Henley - Geoffrey Lennox