“Chasing Amy” quotes

(1997)
Movie Chasing Amy
Kevin Patrick Smith directed this movie in 1997
Title Chasing Amy
Year 1997
Director Kevin Smith
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Plot – Holden and Banky are enjoying the success achieved as creators of the cult comic "Bluntman and Chronic." One day they meet a colleague, Alyssa, and Holden likes her very much. The two hang out and Holden finds out that Alyssa is openly gay, but he decides to spend a lot of time with her anyway. When he can’t hold on anymore, he tells her that he loves her, but Alyssa is annoyed. Gradually, however, Alyssa begins to feel the same feeling, but in the meantime Banky doesn’t want to lose his friend and tries to dissuade him. The misunderstanding then begins.
All actors – Ethan Suplee, Ben Affleck, Scott Mosier, Jason Lee, Casey Affleck, Dwight Ewell, Joey Lauren Adams, Guinevere Turner, Carmen Llywelyn, Brian O'Halloran, Matt Damon, Alexander Goebbel, Tony Torn, Rebecca Waxman, Paris Petrick, Welker White, Kelli Simpkins, John Willyung, Tse-Mach Washington, Ernest O'Donnell, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Kristin Mosier, Virginia Smith, Mike Allred, Illeana Douglas, 'Krazy Joe' Fiore, Walter Flanagan, Robert Hawk, Brian Jude, Brian Lynch, Jeff Millstein, Vincent Pereira, Joe Quesada
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  • “All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.”
    Jason Lee - Banky Edwards
    [Tag:sex, women]
  • - Jay: [as they get up to leave] Until then, keep your unit on you.
    - Holden McNeil: I'll try.
    - Silent Bob: No, no. "Do or do not. There is no try".
    - Jay: Knock that shit off, we got a bus to catch! Jedi bitch.

    Jason Mewes - Jay
    Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil
    Kevin Patrick Smith - Silent Bob
    [Tag:quotations]
  • “Men need to believe that they're Marco Fucking Polo when it comes to sex.”
    Dwight Ewell - Hooper X
    [Tag:men, sex]
  • “- Alyssa Jones: So, for you, to fuck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition. You inside some girl you duped, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.
    - Banky Edwards: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes, alright?”

    Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
    Jason Lee - Banky Edwards
    [Tag:boredom, sex]
  • “- Holden McNeil: I want us to be something that we can't be.
    - Alyssa Jones: And what's that?
    - Holden McNeil: A normal couple.”

    Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil
    Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
  • “You gotta handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.”

    Jason Lee - Banky Edwards
    [Tag:sex, television]
  • “Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?”

    Jason Lee - Banky Edwards
  • “- Holden McNeil: You've got like thirty books there! We're only going to be gone for two days!
    - Banky Edwards: Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time....” (continue)
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    Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil
    Jason Lee - Banky Edwards
    [Tag:pornography]
  • “- Jay: How come I don't remember anyone with the name of Amy?
    - Silent Bob: Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?”

    Jason Mewes - Jay
    Kevin Patrick Smith - Silent Bob
  • “So there's me and Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then four months down the road, the idiot gear kicks in, and I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Which, as we all know, is a really dumb move. But you know how it is: you don't wanna know, but you just have to, right? Stupid guy bullshit.”
    Kevin Patrick Smith - Silent Bob
  • It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden", she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes". She was a church goer.
    Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil
  • “- Hooper X: The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin' it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.
    - Holden McNeil: Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know. He got to fly the Millennium Falcon.”

    Dwight Ewell - Hooper X
    Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil
    [Tag:movie, racism]
  • “I remembered why I opened the door to women in the first place: to not limit the likelihood of finding that one person who'd complement me so completely.”
    Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
  • “- Alyssa Jones: How bad could it have been?
    - Holden McNeil: Well, have you ever seen a nun call a small child a fucking cunt rag?”

    Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
    Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil
    [Tag:insult, nuns]
  • “- Alyssa Jones: Fucking is not limited to penetration, Banky. For me it describes any sex, when it's not totally about love. I don't love Kim, but I'll fuck her. I'm sure you don't love every girl you sleep with.
    - Banky Edwards: Some of them I downright loathe.”

    Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
    Jason Lee - Banky Edwards
    [Tag:hatred, love, sex]
  • “What does it matter if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the privacy of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?”
    Jason Lee - Banky Edwards
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