“- Zachary: I think that busboy's checking you out.
- Susan Morton: The words every woman wants to hear!”
Jack Merrill - Zachary
Nancy Travis - Susan Morton

“If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
- Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”
Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Steven Grlscz: I give them the card and tell them it's not something I normally do.
- Inspector Healey: And the number?
- Steven Grlscz: I don't use it to anything else.
- Inspector Healey: Why?
- Steven Grlscz: So I know who is calling when they call me.”

Jude Law - Steven Grlscz
Timothy Spall - Inspector Healey