“- Butler: You and your wife are expected for dinner.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: My wife won't be coming.
- Butler: Oh, I trust she is not ill?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: She's not ill, she's a cheap, vulgar slut.
- Butler: Ja, I have heard this.”
Paul Benedict - Butler
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“- Bill Trendle: Jesus, lady, you're worse than my wife!
- Tanya Rammus: I'll take that as a compliment.”
William Zappa - Bill Trendle
Rachel Griffiths - Tanya Rammus

“- Angel Clare: Leave that! You're my wife, not my servant!
- Tess: I'm your wife? You don't want to live with me. You want to go, don't you?
- Angel Clare: I couldn't stay without despising myself. What is worse, without despising you.”
Peter Firth - Angel Clare
Nastassja Kinski - Tess

“- Eloise: If you got cold feet honey, I'll take over for you. That little red dress of yours fits me just perfect.
- Kiki Walker: Someday you'll try on my coffin and I hope it fits you just perfect.”
Ariel Heath - Eloise
Jean Brooks - Kiki Walker

“- Xander Cage: Let us big boys have a conversation.
- Yelena: Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?
- Xander Cage: You could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.”
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage
Asia Argento - Yelena