“- Dr. Margo Hunt: They're an ancient commune of feminists, so radical, so militant, so left of center they... they eat their men.
- Bunny: Oh, that. Well, if I like a guy, I usually start at...
- Dr. Margo Hunt: They don't eat their men like that, Bunny.”
Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt
Karen M. Waldron - Bunny

“- Dr. Margo Hunt: Dr. Kurtz, I'm unfamiliar with the academicguidelines at Radcliffe, but I would think any major university would consider warring on the United States and eating prisoners of war a serious breach of ethics.
- Dr. Kurtz: Always the cautious scholar, huh, Dr. Hunt?”
Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt
Adrienne Barbeau - Dr. Kurtz

“Feminine weaknesses and fainting spells are the direct result of our confining young girls to the house, bent over their needlework, and restrictive corsets.”
Susan Sarandon - Mrs. March

“A blender? I mean, what is this? 1958? Give the little wife a blender?”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“- Connor: The rule of thumb here is...
- Rosengurtie: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
- Connor: Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?”

Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus
Dot-Marie Jones - Rosengurtle Baumgartener