“- Kurt Bozwell: It's called shark poison, and it's gonna make all your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
- Troy: So sick that I doubt any of them will ever want to eat here again.”

Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Hamilton von Watts - Troy

“- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for eating pancakes.
- Barney Coopersmith: So the bottom pancake gets the same amount of syrup as the first.
- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for everything!”
Colleen Camp - Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto

“- Yvonne: Where were you last night?
- Rick Blaine: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
- Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
- Rick Blaine: I never make plans that far ahead.”
Madeleine Lebeau - Yvonne
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine

“Our problem is a simple one. We must create an incident. Any kind of an incident that will convince Turkey Russia is about to attack her. How we accomplish this does not matter.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Colonel Robinson